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Jaws SC was unstoppable in the 5-1 victory over FC Fantasista and no disrespect to the opponent Jaws could have won with a bigger margin but only to be let down by poor finishing. Another 3 points in the bag and let's recap some of the moments of the game.........
REXONA AD MOMENT When Jaws arrived at the Orchid Park Sec, most of the plyrs n coaches saw a lady(Usual Suspect supporter) wearin a white tank top n mini short. Looking frm far she look like the model appearin in the Rexona ad juz wearin da white towel. Wow sexy huh! But one Jaws went 2 da lenght of runnin ard da field juz 2 gt a close view of her n eventually wif his mojo pump up, he scored two excellent gols in da 1st haf......Well done man! Wonder if lady bos could wear da same thing week in week out? If tat happens u guys shd no who b scorin more rite! ANTI-DOPIN MOMENT
Wif all Jaws plyrs warmin up, Ming decided to make a Gatorade juice bt it was actually EXTRA JAWS (an Indon herb to boost sexual energy) n wif juz 2 spoonful he played the game lyk a horny beast, aggresive n chasin all da balls includin da hairy ones! RUBBISH MOMENT
Evergreen plyr(rubbish) Wandytao was in the startin line up for the 1st time tis season n within a couple of mins he(rubbish) was in a scorin position. Finding himself(rubbish) with only da goalie 2 beat in tru rubbish fashion he sent da ball strait 2 da goalie. Too much of playin bowlin even seeing da goalie look lyk a pin ball 2 him. Rubbish! DEFINING MOMENT
Wif Jaws bombardin the Fanta goal n da score still at 0-0, Jaws conceded a free kick outside da box. Plyrs were takin up position n one particular Fanta plyr decided 2 stand bside Mamat n said " Hi handsome!" Wif Mamat distracted, once AGAIN he was lob frm da resultin free kick. Bt luckily 4 Jaws da ref blew for offside or infringemt u guys decide bt 2 me he was angry tat no one flirted wif him. N guys da ref is nt Malay.... SPECIAL APPEARANCE MOMENT
Wif the game stil played, Wan the Care Bear came down. Lookin lost n after rollin ard da turf he decided 2 play. With a 45 min cameo role in da 2nd haf, Bear showed his usual classic touch was still there. Nutmeggin ppl as usual. Ole! FULLBACK BUST UP MOMENT
Wif Jaws defence being pressurized, Indra(da Shahdan Daud) n Shim(Indra Shahdan look a lyk) decided 2 hav a go at each oder. Shim said "Oi don GENTEL(dribble) 2 much la!" which Indra replied "U also da same wat!".. Bt da 2 close frens decide 2 bury da hatchet as always n after da teamtalk, both of them went up da block staircase landin n GENTEL each oder! Wonder did they make a video? COACH N PLAYERS BONDIN MOMENT
Jaba, Sharul n Diki were havin a great talk 2 organise a naked Sunday every weekend but the Gaffer was against it as Jaws is a family-oriented team. But a naked Thursday wld be fine rite guys... Let's vote! n finally to conclude DA FERGIE HAIRDRYER MOMENT
In an unfortunate incident, the Gaffer was absolutely mad n did a Fergie(boot 2 da Beckham's face) by slammin da clipboard 2 da ground. Da board flung wildly n nearly hit Madi da Hagi bt unlike Beckham, Madi CHESTED da board down lyk a tru pro. Its good 2 hav xtra cushion in ur chest. It helps believe me! After the outburst, wif both Gaffer n Hagi sittin down, Hagi said angrily "Tonite KTV?" 2 which Gaffer replied " Huh??? Lets' go! I pay 4 da coke!" Tats all guys hope u r entertained by HAGI44.........( Pardon the English as it was deliberately made to bring more laughter to you!)
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| Last Updated ( Wednesday, 20 January 2010 13:56 ) |
Comments
Refering to me..
haha.. I was doing my physical warm up...
not VISUAL warm up...
haha.. btw .. nice article!